Hello Albatros

Lyrics

I walked into a field, a field of tall, tall grass And I met a grasshopper who was the size of a man This humongous insect asked me "What are you doing here?" to which I replied "I am walking and I am talking" But the grasshopper didn't believe me And I didn't notice till now the rifle he was carrying He aimed it at me Hello Albatross, are you going my way? I've got a funny feeling that I'm dying today Hello 707, are you flying away? Can I ride with you back to the U.S. of A Where everyday I'll hide in a redwood tree All of California will be drifting undеr me Nobody there can touch you And nobody thеre can hurt you The grasshopper fired three times with his rifle The first bullet hit me in the stomach The second bullet put a hole in my heart But the third bullet drilled through my skull And for the first time, as I fell I was able to see As I bled to death in the tall grass I could see everything As I closed my eyes I saw the sun rise Hello octopus-woman, is there an octopus man? And if there isn't, can I hold your hand? Hello Gertrude and Gary, I want to see you carry Me inside your belly Where I can be everyday, hiding away At the top of a redwood tree All of California will be drifting under me Nobody there can touch hurt you And nobody there can hurt you As I bled to death in the tall grass I could see everything As I closed my eyes I saw the sun rise As I bled to death in the tall grass I could see everything As I closed my eyes I saw the sun rise As I bled to death in the tall grass I could see everything As I closed my eyes…