I Feel Bad For You, Dave

Lyrics

[Intro] (Okay, one more time) (Yeah) (One, two, three, four) [Verse 1] Dave-oh-seven-nine on the couch He finds a little fire in his heart Thumbs on glass, he writes what no one asked And feels a little better, feels a little clever Dave is the kind of guy to lose a friend over a board game he doesn't get Stubs his toe, lets everyone know that he can do a push-up Then he'll do a push-up [Chorus] Dave, I feel bad for you Davе, don't you know it could be better Davе Hmm [Verse 2] Underscore-I-Am-Kate-another-underscore finds a little fire in her heart Dave from work does push-ups in the dirt Maybe to impress her, maybe it's his temper But Kate is the kind of girl to type a name into a search bar and she can confirm: Dave079 is an asshole online And, oh, the fire's gone Didn't last that long [Chorus] Dave, I feel bad for you Dave, don't you know it could be better Dave (Dave, Dave) Hmm [Outro] Hmm, Dave Hmm, Dave