Roxanne’s Dis

Lyrics

[Intro] I'm sorry Roxanne, I had to write this song I know you're mad, I know I'm wrong But that's okay Trick, she'll be alright Just let her hear the beat, don't feel uptight [Verse 1] We dedicate this rap to the Roxanne lady If you try to dis Trick then you're all through baby You're a crazy-looking crab, some kind of sort cokehead If you try to dis [Shaz?] you must be mad You're sick in the brain, I think you're going insane And you're wild as a bull so you need to be tamed Well every last one of y'all are stupid silly dames You changed your name well just to claim a little fame If it makes you feel bettеr I'll call you Roxanne If you try to rock a mic I'ma treat you like a man No woman in thе world could ever understand How I dis a female, make her say goddamn, that man Is this a Roxanne? Now listen Roxanne, I'm coming nice and clear If I was you, you, and you, I'd have a little fear It's like hunting for a deer, that's what you are, and not a peer People call me 50 grand but I'm a millionaire Well guess what, Roxanne ain't got no hair Ooooh, he's dissing Roxanne He's dissing Roxanne [Verse 2] Roxanne, you're a crab, through each and every season If you wanna know why, well here's my reason You was bumming on the streets ever since January Been robbing people house all through February Didn't have no place to sleep in March When April came around I duly broke your heart In May I picked you up, in June I put you down In July you came around and tried to steal my MC crown In August, of course, you lost and you remember So you didn't rock a mic all through September October it was over, had you barking like Rover You was riding on my shank like you had a fresh motor But you didn't wash your face all through November And you wore the same pants all through December Roxanne, go home and take a bath Get, get in the water and wash your fat ass! [Verse 3] Roxanne, I'm afraid I got some bad news Seen your man on the corner with some rolled-up shoes You know he thought he was slick he tried to dis MC Trick Don't kiss him 'cause I dissed him, I bust his lip You know when you see his mouth you're gonna scream and shout And you'll never figure out what the fight was about Don't try to act bold 'cause my heart is ice cold If you get me too angry I'm gonna bust your nose I do it single-handed, 'cause you're a booty bandit I bet you when I finish you will really be stranded Roxanne, you've had it and now it's automatic When I start to dis you I let you be dramatic 'Cause you're not fantastic and your face is like plastic I seen you at a show with a fake leather jacket You got a bad habit, you like to chew carrots You hopped on my shank so I called you a rabbit Can't fix your face with magic, I'm afraid to look at it When I see ya I mistake ya as a real ugly faggot You look real tragic, you always start static And try to get away with the go-go gadget [Verse 4] Roxanne is the star, she's the only one When she step to the party everybody else come She's always say Invasions like to clock the walls But when she stands next to us she's havin' a ball [Shaz?], you're real tall, you're not a fool at all When I go make some money I'll give you a call 'Cause y'all beginners out here tryin' act real mean Coming in our face with your one routine You said the odds are even but we're just [pleasing?] Make Roxanne cold and she'll be freezing Well she'll stay frozen and we'll be chosen Godfather MCs to keep any party goin' And ain't no stoppin', who's Roxanne? I don't know because I'm not clockin' She's dancing to our beat so let her keep on hoppin' This is the final chapter, there is none after And if we hear another gonna beat it with a bat-a