Lyrics

Driving down Highway One Just a little east of Saskatchewan I pulled into a Husky truck stop Ordered Canadian bacon and a pork chop I grabbed some smokes and some beer to go Kept driving through that prairie snow It was a real blizzard That's OK, ain't no desert lizard Here's why I am - I am Canadian And I love, I love, I love the northern wasteland I am - I am Canadian And we're too cool - for Uncle Sam So you better watch out and clear the track Or I'll knock you down and give you a whack Just like Eddie Shack, we don't take no crap When it comes to trouble we got a knack Here's why I am - I am Canadian And I love, I love, I love the northern wasteland I am - I am Canadian And we're too cool - for Uncle Sam In fact, we're freezing our asses off! I am - I am Canadian And I love, I love, I love the northern wasteland I am - I am Canadian We're too cool - too cool for Uncle Sam I am, I am, I am Canadian