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[Intro: Kool Keith] Yeah Kool Keith (DJ Spooky, ha ha) This is a true story (word) I was walking down One late night in the Bronx, Fordham Road And I seen things I mean it was, real [Verse 1: Kool Keith] Megasonic atomic, utilize frequency Inabilities format, you try to photograph European human beings, cruising in the BM Drop-top, stop and make the girls heads bop From LA Express, wearin' a fly suede dress From the mothership, you agree when I flip Jet rockets computer with money in my pockets 809 scientist flags TV in a Rolex Ro-ro-romance, sony prepares Joe We flow, cruise speeds shift slow Flying saucer, pretend that I never saw ya (never saw ya) Two people see me green and then need a lawyer UFOs on Fordham Road can reload I'm movin' travel, hurt my knee on gravel [Hook: Kool Keith] Ahhh, man, So I'm seein' objects (What? Uh) I'm seein' objects (Seein' objects?) I'm seein' objects (What? Uh) I'm seein' objects I'm seein' objects [Verse 2: Sir Menelik] Two years ago, a friend of mine Axed me to kick some elevation vine So I'ma drop the sign for the knowledge today The rhyme was high-tech and it went this way Took a test at Howard University And all these wack MCs amazed by me Till Keith took me outside in a Space Cadillac Spooky drove off and we never came back Spooky cut the record down to the bone And now we're dropping science on the microphone Had me near to Uranus, Venus, Mars Transvestites, gays in bars Stars in drag, money in the bag It's hard never been so far from home Humans nowadays are being cloned Before this bag blew up I was all alone Now the space freaks, want to bone Sniffin' coke and ecstasy, mushrooms [?] Next they recruitin' here skins in the red room I'm from the Max Headroom, generations Perverts, queers, Pee-Wee Herman masturbation Madison Square, vicious clockin' Me on stage in a Ferrari looking fly like Crockett Crockett [Verse 3: Kool Keith] "Hold ya fire", that's what I told the FBI So the other marshalls the incubator baby cry Federal investigation, at the gas station You couldn't solve, figure the equation Look around them little people standin' with some big heads That was Captain Kirk walking with a black T-shirt LAPD the nurse asked if my knee hurts I was in pain, little marshalls tryna take my brain Hospitals came, detectives wrote down my name I was to blame, my life never been the same A true story, I'll tell you if you never bore me My classmate died, my other friend named Corey Drinkin' 40's, he jumped out the project window Stabbed himself wit a yellow number 2 pencil (Oh Corey) [Hook: Kool Keith] I'm seein' objects (What? Huh) I'm seein' objects I'm seein' objects I'm seein' objects (What? Seein' object? Uh) I'm seein' objects I'm seein' objects [Verse 4: Sir Menelik] I got a big Space Cadillac like a Seville And written right on the side it says "Smokin' Krills" So if ya see me pullin' bitches, step to the side There ain't enough lunatic to y'all inside It's like, first come first crack on base Coolin' out son, writin' formulas, settin' cases Laid out cold in a crackhead daze I'm going through another phase One of a kind for the people to like Ever since Doctor Octagon [?] could fight And all you don't stop the dude it just ain't right 'Cause you're bitin' all your life, beatin' your meat and your wife Hangin' out at Fat Beats tryna clown Son, you're wack, don't try to be down You don't even know your English from your words to noun You's an MC sucka and you're the clown As if you see me rockin' steady Bitches hop on my jock Around the clock, if you let me see I'm a fifty dolla bill, you sweatin' on my dill So Menelik always rips the ill, yo So Kool Keith if you're ready And beat ya meat 'til ya palms are sweaty Spendin' millions on porno Pushin' x-rated tapes in the telly [Hook: Kool Keith] I'm seein' objects Objects objects objects I'm seein' objects I'm seein' objects Objects objects objects I'm seein' objects [Outro: Kool Keith] As I walk down the street Seein' different things Like 2 o'clock in the morning There's another man across the street He has a long coat on But his face is green I go tell the police They look at me different Nobody believe me I go to tell the town The sheriff I'm seein' objects I'm seein' objects