Shadow wizard skit

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Ever since nukes have been legalized, we've noticed an increase in anomalous creatures in the wastes First, the shadow people, which is a mysterious human cyborg hybrid being, which lives in the ruins of Montreal These lifeforms feed on the souls of those who have survived the fallout, and convert the strong into their tribe The second creature which has been documented is known simply, as the goblin Which is an otherworldly and unearthly being, which was mutated from the spliced DNA of DJ Smokey and Lukas Tessier And feeds on gold coins and other valuable trinkets If you see them, you should run immediately, and throw your gold coins on the floor as this will distract them They have actually spotted me right now, so I must flee the scene