NONE OF THIS IS REAL (SCARE TACTICS 24)

Lyrics

[Instrumental] The true alpha male to replace us A species still in beta This is one for the records, trusted listeners It's all here in my little purple book The secrets they don't want you to know The Aztecs invented the vacation, a dog's nose is in the shape of a pyramid Your best friend wants to kill you, your brain is not the boss The red pill exists in the Matrix, these are mind-boggling things, listeners Have you ever seen Teen Wolf?