All Men Are Dogs (Nine Dog MC’s Mix)

Lyrics

[Chorus] You ain't nothing but a (dog) Every man I know is a (dog) All ya gonna be is a (dog) You ain't nothing but a (dog) Ooh! [Bridge 1: Snagglepuss] In the courtroom (Red Bandit) takes the stand Snagglepuss, (Mackwell), (Positive) (And Pudgee Tha Phat Man) all stand guilty as charged And the only alibi is all men are dogs [Verse 1: Pudgee Tha Phat Man] Well I'mma say "roof" cause I'm a motherfuckin' K-9, It's play time I don't fight fair, I'm aiming for below the waistline There's been enough "zoom zoom in your poom poom" You seen more dicks than the football team locker room You be talkin', that Whip Appeal can't hurt me I'll fuck you 'til your pussy is Raw like Eddie Murphy You know, I really like that funky sensation But when I see some of you bitches I'd rather practice masturbation Let's get together, yo, whatever, whenever I do more fuckin' than TLC and Mary J. Blidge put together Now let's get it on, I turn that mortherfuckin' pussy off AND on Pudgee Tha Phat Man and I'm a dog [Verse 2: Positive K] I know what I am, I know my place and that's a fact Why you think I always wanna hit you from the back? On all fours, I got you on your paws I never in my life heard so much (oh lords!) Yo you call me a hound 'cause I Get Around like 2Pac What's the beef if I wanna get my boots knocked? I'm barking on chicks I'm stuffing dicks in female hounds, that's how I get down Ayo Snag' I could never be a fag My dick is like a spliff: chicks always want to take a drag (ha) But now I'm on trial with a bunch of bitches tryna send me up on the Isle [Verse 3: Snagglepuss] Ladies & gentlemen of the court I confess I start to get stressed when I see a tight dress One night each, dig it, bounce, then I'm leavin' But for now, off with your shirt (that means I'm lickin' tittes, even) But Valentine's Day ain't my time of the year So ya like Italians? Ah, "get tha fuck outta here" Now run, tell ya wife and ya daughter Red Bandit and the Nighthawks'll chase her to the border "Snagglepuss! This position's ridiculous" Is what the chicks say when I tickle their clitoris I'm nasty, baby, yeah ya know So sit me down and lick me down real low (dog!) [Verse 4: Red Bandit] I put ya all in a row-ney, now that's a real to a phony Give a bitch dick and give her hips since she bony It's not the fact I'm conceited that you all gets treated Beat-ed, up on my Sealy Posturepedic Barbra Streisand couldn't tell you The Way We Were 'Cause I just split your heart as if I was Caligula I smother the butt like gravy, and I'mma sing a song to ya lady And it go like this, it go "Baby, I got you baby I said 'baby, I got you'" [Verse 5: Mackwell] Hello, boo, yes I'm schemin' on what I'm seein' And I'm fiendin' to give you a gut full of semen The Hurricane Humper splits that ass like Moses did the sea It's just the pit bull in me Now it's off with your shirt, it won't hurt but it'll tickle I'll be suckin' nipples like my man Fred be suckin' Rumple From the bottle, slow up You're not Russell, why Rush I'll Def Jam you from the back and turn ya Redman I'll slide behind, Jamaican Wine Rub-A-Dub, like R. Kelly we can Bump N' Grind And when I'm through I won't brag or boast, I just grab my coat She screams "Praise the lord! (A-men!) Holy Ghost!" [Half Chorus] You ain't nothing but a (dog) All ya gonna be is a (dog) [Bridge 2: Raggedy Man] In the courtroom (The Notorious Big) takes the stand (Puba), (Granddaddy), and the Raggedy Man All stand guilty as charged And the only alibi is all men are dogs [Verse 6: Raggedy Man] Call me the Raggedy Man of the gravity band I drop a midnight vibe without a strategy plan Got people sippin' off my style cuz it's mo' fat than Similac With the straw stickin' through their missin' tooth gaps It's hardly understandable How smokin' weed can turn me to an animal And make me eat pussy like a cannibal And for the ones livin' in serenity I keep a ski mask on my dick and rob you for ya damn virginity Ya Sleepin' With the Enemy 'cause Attractions are Fatal I give young girls the blues when my Hand Rocks the Cradle And start to dream of fuckin' Marsha Brady when I'm high And wake up singin' [imitates The Brady Bunch - Time To Change] [Verse 7: Granddaddy I.U.] (Yo Daddy you got) A thick 12 inches of dick for your ho cakes When I dispense em, I drop jizzum like snowflakes And now I got ya jockin' a lot, I'm knockin the twat And whatnot, gettin' ya got 'cause baby I got "Sperm, that jingle jangle jingle" Free and single, let's mingle See, when it come to fuckin' I don't play When I slap meat to them butt cheeks freaks be like "hey" 'Cause I'mma give it to ya like a mack with a kick And a smack, lay ya down and dig a hole through your back And when I'm finished rippin' them guts bitch You can get the almonds, cashews, pecans, nuts [Verse 8: The Notorious B.I.G.] Notorious is glorious in the sack, hit skins from the back Put my thumb up in the ass crack Brooklyn freaky nigga with the most stuff I'm Jesus pops, Mary just blame Joseph You should see her drink the semen, she suck a mean one Even the three apostle's was scheming, see when Big fuck a bitch, Big duck a bitch quick fast Dick to ass, don't hesitate to split fast You know what's up, here's a quarter and a buck My steps is kinda creaky, try not to wake my moms up Cause when I bust, I lick shots like a shotty That's why nut is glistening all over your body [Verse 9: Grand Puba] Ain't no motherfuckin' shame in the game See, I love to hit the stinkbox One whiff of the ass turns my dick to a hard rock And I wrap it up in foil, held in place with a coil I tear that ass up and take a bath of Muslim Oil Then it's ABC, you're nut's over with Go and find some friends and then I'm back up in some other shit Shortys constantly ask what's wrong with me But every time I see a piece of ass it keeps calling me 'Cause it "Ain't no Jimmy like the one I got Grand Puba sticks you better" I tear shit apart, rock a ass 'til she farts Tie her stomach into knots, pop her cherry like a tart And I don't stop being a (dog)