Lyrics

[Verse 1] You might see me walkin' round with a slight limp Its not a 'G' thing, bruv, I've done my ankle in A bit thrown like the dice in the I Ching I'm not sleeping well, my head is tangalin' I need an aspirin, bruv, I need a Saturday A cup of tea to drink, possibly a Jaffa cake Or just an evening alone without a manic day It's been an age since I was chilled enough to masterb- Baby, come here, I love you, you're my stinky tits You can help me with my problem, come to think of it Rinky dink, sugar plum, twinkle clit I didn't mean stinky tits, sorry! Ive been a dick! Sorry! Sorry! That was worse than dreadful It's my stress levels, it's my work schedule With my desk head full of words unsettled, unearthed I'm dizzy, I'm inaffect, I'm ineffectual But like [Chorus] Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life [Verse 2] I move fast All the flies on me are blue-arsed Kipper turned pages till he got to the rude parts Hit the kerbs naked with a sock on his do-das It's a wonderful night for a moon dance! Cherubims serenade us on a sketchily-tuned harp Venus plays the bass strings strung between two stars Jesus levitates on a fungus of blue hearts And Sarah Palin's abducted in Utah (Pardon?) I said welcome to the teradome Never give acid to a man with a megaphone He will get frantic and then he won't let it go Have you ever seen a rapper's head explode? (Roll up) And when the crowd dies, I hope that they've been entertained And found it useful, like safety information on a train 'Cause to be truthful, I crave just a little taste of fame But then it hit me: ego is a waste of brains [Chorus] Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life Never mind, it doesn't matter what you look like All that matters is you dance, 'cause its a very very short life [Outro] Never mind It doesn't matter what you look like All that matters is you dance 'Cause its a very very short life