Lyrics

[Verse 1] The kiddie to your left wishes he wasn't white And he's very jealous of the kiddie to your right Who wishes he wasn't brown, and fishes for applause Cracking witticisms, splitting metaphors For that girl Alice, leggy clever-clogs Who's a bit embarrassed that her voice is very posh So she tones it down, makes it proper street But pa would be shocked that she Drops T's, drops E's Drop comes and they jiggle like a loon Shaking out shapes to the wiggle of the tune What a pic-a-nic of humans, spillikin-y mess Kiddie to your right, kiddie to your left Pick a thread, pick a spindly, spillikin and guess What heart is it that is sitting in his chest? Pick one, Mr Architect, disregard the rest Ask your questions, try cast your net [Hook] Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Me man, it's me man, it's only me [Verse 2] You've never known anything half as deep As the place Mark harbours secrets Sitting in the bath he feeds hemp seeds to his penis And calls it 'Big Bad Keith', and that's deep But still isn't as weird as the dreams Lizzy has About the valley of the broad green lily pads And the sugar trees grown in piggy carcasses Rotting udders milked by the midget gardeners With dartboards for eyes and birds on leashes The gardeners will die if the birdsong ceases And that's deep, but no deeper that the pit he's stuck in And the fact he's busy fucking Lizzie's husband And that's why he holds Lizzie's hand tightly Turn our insides out, we are unsightly So don't claim lofty morals, Mr Mighty The only gods 'round here sit beside me [Hook] So who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Me man, it's me man, it's only me [Verse 3] Perhaps that's why he holds Lizzie's hand tightly Turn our insides out, we are unsightly So don't claim lofty morals, Mr Mighty The only gods 'round here sit beside me [Hook] So who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Come on So who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Who's that moving in the dark? Me man, it's me man, it's only me