Voicemails from the Hotline

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[Skit: Various Callers] I'm so lost in the sauce I can't stop grooving My wife has left me I can't stop spending money on rare disco cuts Please help, please! Plea- I have a problem: I am a disco fiend And I cannot get enough I don't know what to do to solve it But… I don't know if I really wanna stop it, either The, um, addiction I have to disco is insatiable And I don't know what to do! I need the funk I don't really know what the signs of Discoholism are I don't know if I need to talk to a doctor about this So if you know any doctors, help me out We've been trying to reach you concerning your car's extended warranty Yeah, if you could gimme a call back Y'know, I'm really on thе edge herе I'm boutta put on the boogie shoes Peace