Lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1] Youth and beauty is so overrated News flash, honey You are hated So let's raise our glasses and make a toast I hate a lot of people But I hate you the most [Chorus] I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive I'm not just old, I am old school Gay is finally so uncool I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive When everyone's best friend's a queer It's got to mean the end is near [Verse 2] I hatе youth and beauty So go get a faux-hawk, and shake your booty Act likе a robot Act like a hetero It's all been done Everything's retro [Chorus] I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive I'm not just old, I am old school Gay is finally so uncool I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive When everyone's best friend's a queer It's got to mean the end is near [Verse 3] Let's get one thing perfectly straight You're the kind of idiot that I hate You whine and pout And you love No Doubt I'll give you something to cry about Youth and beauty is just plain boring Drinking and smoking Humping and whoring I've got a secret that I want you to keep Youth and beauty just put me to sleep [Chorus] I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive I'm not just old, I am old school Gay is finally so uncool I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive When everyone's best friend's a queer It's got to mean the end is near [Bridge] Starburst, Kit-Kat, Good & Plenty Some great sweet stuff under 20 (?), kinda nerdy Someone's smart stuff under 30 Onion shorts, Izod sporty Some white hot stuff under 40 But bald and fat's what I find nifty So give me old stuff over 50 We hate youth and beauty! We hate youth and beauty! We hate youth and beauty! We hate youth and beauty! We hate youth and beauty! We hate youth and beauty! We hate youth and beauty! We hate youth and beauty! (Gonna kill you. If you're young and beautiful, you're dead.)