I Luv U Mickey

Lyrics

[Intro] I love you Mickey I love you and love you (I love you) And I love all of you's Mickey Avalon [Verse 1] Statutory rape in the first degree She was sweet and sassy and 17 Baby got between me and a local clean But I ain't mad at him 'cause the shit don't stink Clit hot pink, hit it on the sink In the little girlie's room at the roller skating rink What's daddy goin' when he hear the cry At the abortion clinic when the baby die? (waaah...) Pork the pie like a porcupine In a Poor Boy hat, orphan style Oliver Twist will be callin' it quits when he Seen da way dat I lobster her bits [Hook] She pass me a pen so I can sign her titties That's when she says, I love you Mickey She kisses my lips and gets all giddy That's when she says, I love you Mickey Ain't no time for try a nap her, it's the real nitty gritty That's when she screams, I love you Mickey And when my bus takes off to the very next city I can hear her cry I love you Mickey [Verse 2] I keep getting older, they stay the same age Don't whine while we done, we'll feast on duct tape It's yos truly, the least sincere Dead in the headlights, fist in da air Bashin' queers with my fashion school peers 'Cause scars and berets ain't in fashion this year I wear sunglasses at night So when I lie to your face you can't see my eyes [Hook] She pass me a pen so I can sign her titties That's when she says, I love you Mickey She kisses my lips and gets all giddy That's when she says, I love you Mickey Ain't no time for try a nap her, it's the real nitty gritty That's when she screams, I love you Mickey And when my bus takes off to the very next city I can hear her cry I love you Mickey [Verse 3] The Devil made me do it but I was into it Look like Virgin Mary but [a quarter?] Jewish so Call me ruthless, call me what you wanna But you can't call me foolish for fuckin' your daughter Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard spot With a hard cock, Uncircumcised aardvark The odd part is that I just got started On some Mongoloid shit, fuckin' retarded kids The artist is a genius, if you ask me But who am I to judge? I smoke dust and fuck trannies Some to sum it all up, I'm an idiot savant When he comes to hustlin' the boulevard [Hook] She pass me a pen so I can sign her titties That's when she says, I love you Mickey She kisses my lips and gets all giddy That's when she says, I love you Mickey Ain't no time for try a nap her, it's the real nitty gritty That's when she screams, I love you Mickey And when my bus takes off to the very next city I can hear her cry I love you Mickey