No Nose Job

Lyrics

[Intro: Dr. Cook] Ruth, send in the next patient [Chorus] Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Because I'm smarter than that) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Because I'm smarter, smarter than that) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (I'm smarter than that) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Let's do this) [Verse 1: Baby D/Humpty-Hump] People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin' Ain't it about time for you to be bailin' out Of the community and race that you come from Yo, your face has gotta change, son Now that Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump [Interlude] Dr Cook: Sit down Humpty: Wait a minute, uh-uh Dr Cook: Get in the chair [Verse 2: Humpty Hump] Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure The white girl says my hips are not big enough And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger All of these so-called celebrities are selling millions of records and claiming no responsibility A young girl sees you on a TV show She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!" Now why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head So you can get another gold waterbed?! You fakehaircontactwearingliposuction carnival exhibit Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it [Chorus] Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job I said dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Uh, and you don't stop, check it) [Verse 3: Humpty Hump] I smell the message from the TV Does my Humpty nose deceive me? Smells like the blacker the wacker Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her But see for me, the bigger the nose the better They say the lighter the righter Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction So catch me on the beach, I'll be getting a tan Make sure there's no mistake that Humpty-Hump is from the motherland Laying in the sun, string bikini Between the buns of two cuties Still macking, there'll be no nose job [Chorus] Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (There'll be no nose job) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (No nose job) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Uh, get stupid wit' it) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Kick it) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (Get funky wit' it) Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job [Outro] [Baby D] Come on, Humpty, let's get out of here Dr: Hi, Humpty. My name is Dr. Cook, I'll be handling your surgery today HH: Uh, surgery?! Ain't no surgery, said I don't want none ­ Dr: Yeah, but you're gonna be a big star HH: "Star"..? Look I'm already a star ­ Dr: A huge star, kid HH: Y'all don't understand, man ­ Dr: Big, really big! HH: So what, I don't wanna ­ Dr: Yeah, get his legs HH: Put me down, put me down! Dr: Come on, Humpty, don't worry about a thing, don't worry about it HH: No, no! Dr: Calm down, you're going to be fine.. HH: Hey! Dr: Come on, sedative Nurse: Sedative Dr: Scalpel Nurse: Scalpel HH: "Sedative"!? "Scalpel"?! Dr: Knife Nurse: Knife Dr: Gauze pad Nurse: Gauze Dr: And give me a little tape Nurse: Tape Dr: Okay, he'll be alright..don't worry about it HH: [gibberish] Nr: You're falling asleep, Mr Humpty..