Schmooziphisus the Great

Lyrics

[Verse 1] We're going out tonight, it's time to kiss some ass My wallet's full of green and I got my backstage pass I'll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you another drink? Let's talk about my band, we're amazing, don't you think? [Chorus] I'll kiss your ass to get anything I gots to have me that brass ring And when I get it, you can bet I'll forget your name But that's just how we play this game [Verse 2] Why should I bust my ass if you can help me out? I'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout Pretty soon I'll make it big with all the schmoozing that I do And when you need a hand, I'll piss all over you [Chorus] I'll kiss your ass to get anything I gots to have me that brass ring And when I get it, you can bet I'll forget your name But that's just how we play this game