Internet Girl

Lyrics

Fade in on a girl Who loves the internet more than everything It sounds cool at first But she'd rather look at NFTs than me She picks TikTok over a movie Friday night She'd rather tweet than cuddle up next to me She livestreams when she sleeps Me and my girl are a 404 She doesn't want diamonds just Perl Can't find my way through her firewall I'm pretty sure she'd like to have me uninstalled Foreplay is watching Unboxing videos in our underwear She don't want a man She wants in influencer fluent in C If I want to talk, it's Twitch or Telegram I had to read her FAQ before we could ever fuck She named her cat Crypto Me and my girl are a 404 She doesn't want diamonds just Perl Can't find my way through her firewall I'm pretty sure she'd like to have me uninstalled I tell her I have something to share And she opens her Dropbox "Can I ask you something?" I say "Sure, during my Reddit AMA"