We Have Candy

Lyrics

[Intro: Yo-landi & Ninja] Come to the dark side, we have candy Yes, but do you have coffee? Sure we have coffee, how do you take it? Black, like my soul [Chorus] He likes his coffee black, like his soul He drinks it scorching hot, like a fucking psycho He like coffee a lot and he like his coffee now Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on [Verse 1: Yo-landi & Ninja] Bang, motherfucker, bang Ja! Jy's n fokken mal gat Dumbfucks can't even handle my slang Skiet jou in jou moeder fokken poes want jy praat kak Celebrity fuckboy rappers can't hang Ja! Met n vinger in jou hol in! Step the fuck back you, whack motherfucker Like Kanye Kardashian Yo, I like rats and coffee and weed And sing whatever the fuck I want to the beat And I like gats and money and speed And drivin' like a poes down the motherfuckin' street And all I wanna do is zoom, zoom, zoom Bass pump in the trunk, boom, boom, boom Pitch-black windows You wanna see me, but you can't Sippin' on champagne Puffin' on a blunt [Spoken Interlude: Yo-landi & Ninja] So, how do you feel now that you have your new dark powers? Aah, feel pretty good, not eh, not scared at all, I just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible [Verse 2: Yo-landi & Ninja] I non-stop motherfucker I'm too ill to chill Too dope to cope Too lit to quit You fuck with peanut butter and jelly She talks shit My foot kicks your ass My fists split your lip My mommy she shut me up with duct tape Now I get paid for talking all day Kidding, fok it, let's go full retard Aw, fuck's sakes, who ate my last cupcake? I love coffee, but not a fuck When I drink Starbucks, 'cause Starbucks sucks Ja! Daai shit proe soos kak! Ek kannie! Oh man, I'm makin' so much motherfuckin' money It's making my brain go funny You put the money in the wallet Fok it, I can't think, I need more coffee Kidding, fok it, let's go full retard No more motherfuckin' milk or sugar, because [Chorus] He likes his coffee black, like his soul He drinks it scorching hot, like a fucking psycho He like coffee a lot and he like his coffee now Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on [Spoken Interlude: Yo-landi] But, sometimes I get sad, and I cut myself A piece of cake! [Outro: Yo-landi & Ninja] Yo, 'cause, I get the mother fuckin' munchies Oh, motherfucker, I need someone to eat Flesh so yummy, bones so nice and crunchy Hehehe, I dare you to fuck with me Ah, aren't you just such a cute little lollipop? Triple-dipped in psycho