Lyrics

[Verse 1] Two flights of stairs Did a number on my skeleton And that number was 2, count 'em, 2 Hairline fractures in my fibula [Chorus 1] I can't play sports right now (oh no) I cannot run around It's kind of hard to walk (oh no) Until the cast comes off [Verse 2] Four weeks in bed Well, the doctor said that I can move But I don't want to move in this state Don't look at me, I'm hideous [Chorus 2] You'd better make your peace (oh no) Now while my heart still beats I feel it coming on (oh no) It won't be very long [Outro] One big mistake (one) Hairline fractures too small to be seen Even looking through a microscope Nurse, where's my sleeping pill? Wait, where's the hospital? It was just herе, I swear Where I fеll down the stairs No cast upon my leg No weekend spent in bed No doctor's x-ray scan Time for the back-up plan: Three flights of stairs