Toot Sweets

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Dick Van Dyke - Pop

Toot Sweets

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[CARACTACUS POTTS, spoken] Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream If you seek perfection in sugar confection Well, here's something new on the scene A mouthful of cheer! A sweet without peer! [sung] A musical morsel supreme! Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets The eatable, tweet-able treats [TRULY SCRUMPTIOUS] Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets No longer need candy be mute [CARACTACUS] Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker [TRULY] And don't try a toffee or cream If you seek perfection in sugar confection [CARACTACUS] Well, here's something new on the scene [TRULY] A mouthful of cheer! [CARACTACUS] That sweet without peer! [CARACTACUS & TRULY] That musical morsel supreme! Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets A bonbon to blow on at last has been found Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets With tweet-able, eatable sound [CARACTACUS] Their value is intrinsic [TRULY] Surpass any mint stick [JEREMY & JEMIMA] Or marshmallow mouthful you munch [CARACTACUS] Though licorice is chewy [TRULY] And gum drops are gooey [JEREMY & JEMIMA] And chocolate is charming to crunch [CARACTACUS AND TRULY] That savory fife [WOMEN] That sweet of your life [KIDS & FACTORY WORKERS] It's clearly the best of the bunch [ALL] Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets [CARACTACUS] That savory fife [TRULY] That sweet of your life [ALL] Is clearly the best of the bunch Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets A bonbon to blow on at last has been found Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets The treat that's so tweet-able Lusciously eatable With that unbeatable sound!

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Credits

Writers
  • Robert B. Sherman
  • Richard M. Sherman