Jolly Holiday

Lyrics

[BERT] Ain't it a glorious day? Right as a mornin' in May I feel like I could fly [MARY, spoken] ("Now Bert, none of your larking about") [BERT] Have you ever seen the grass so green Or a bluer sky? Oh it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary Mary makes your 'eart so light [MARY, spoken] ("You haven't changed a bit, have you?") [BERT] When the day is gray and ordinary Mary makes the sun shine bright [MARY, spoken] ("Oh, honestly") [BERT] Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er The daffodils are smilin' at the dove When Mary 'olds your 'and You feel so grand Your 'eart starts beatin' like A big brass band [MARY, spoken] ("*laughs* You are lightheaded") [BERT] It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love [RAM] Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary [LAMBS] Mary makes your heart so light [HORSE] When the day is gray and ordi-neigh-ry [COW] Mary makes the sun shinе bright [GEESE] Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er [PIG] The daffodils arе smilin' at the dove *oink, oink* [BERT & FARM ANIMALS] When Mary 'olds your 'and You feel so grand Your 'eart starts beatin' like A big brass band! It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary No wonder that it's Mary that we love [Orchestral Break] [MARY] Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert Gentlemen like you are few [BERT, spoken] ("A vanishing breed, that's me") [MARY] Though you're just a diamond In the rough, Bert Underneath your blood is blue [BERT, spoken] ("Common knowledge") [MARY] You'd never think of pressing Your advantage Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed [BERT, spoken] ("True") [MARY] A lady needn't fear when you are near Your sweet gentility is crystal clear Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert A jolly, jolly holiday with you! [Orchestral Break] [BERT, spoken] ("It's true that Mavis and Sybil 'ave Ways that are winning And Prudence and Gwendolyn Set your 'eart spinning Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming") [PENGUINS, spoken] ("Janice, Felicia, Lydia") [BERT, spoken] ("Charming Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat") [PENGUINS, spoken] ("Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane") [BERT, spoken] ("Convivial company, time and again Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts I'll agree are three jolly good sports But cream of the crop, tip of the top") [BERT & PENGUINS spoken] ("Is Mary Poppins, and there we stop")