(You’re) Timeless to Me

Lyrics

[WILBUR, spoken] Aw, baby Don't you realize come what may You'll always be my joy buzzer, mm (sung) Styles keep a-changin' The world's re-arrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs a quarter But time cannot take what comes free You're like a stinky old cheese, babe (Huh?) Just gettin' riper with age (Oh) You're like a fatal disease, babe (What?) But there's no cure, so let this fever rage Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit But I take the opposite view 'Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift Another day with you A twist or a waltz, it's all the same schmaltz With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat, that's that! Ooh, you're timeless to me [EDNA, spoken] Oh, Wilbur! (sung) Fads keep a-fadin', Castro's invading! But Wilbur, you're timeless to me Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire But you say I'm chic as can be! You're like a rare vintage ripple A vintage they'll never forget So pour me a teeny-weenie triple And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet, ha! I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding Soon there'll be nothing at all So you'll wear a wig while I roast a pig Hey, pass that Geritol Glenn Miller had class, that Chubby Checker's a gas But they all pass eventually You'll never be passé, hip hooray! You're timeless to me [WILBUR, spoken] Oh, Edna baby, dance with me [EDNA, spoken] Oh, Wilbur Oh, you make me feel like a girl again [WILBUR, spoken] Oh honey, show me the bumper [EDNA, spoken] Honey, I think my bumper's stuck in neutral [WILBUR, spoken] Well, don't break it, we may need it later [EDNA, spoken] What do you think of this one, big boy? [WILBUR, spoken] Woo, yes, yes, yes! [EDNA, spoken] Can you feel that all the way over there? (sung) You're like a broken down Chevy All you need is a fresh coat of paint [WILBUR] And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't! [WILBUR & EDNA] Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it 'Cause we know that time is our friend And it's plain to see that you're stuck with me Until the bitter end And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid Off the Turnblad family tree [EDNA] You'll always hit the spot, big shot! You're timeless to me [WILBUR] You'll always be du jour, mon amour You're timeless to me [EDNA] You'll always be first string [WILBUR] Ring-a-ding-ding! [WILBUR & EDNA] You're timeless to me [EDNA, spoken] Wilbur, maybe you should pull a shade (sung) You're timeless to me [WILBUR, spoken] Aw baby, you're teasing me [WILBUR & EDNA] You're timeless to me [EDNA, spoken] Wilbur, let's take this upstairs [WILBUR & EDNA] You're timeless to me [EDNA] Ah, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha