Pull Out the Bad Bone

Lyrics

I went to the doctor And what did I say? "Pull out the bad bone But let my skeleton stay Pull out the bad bone I'll be on my way" I went to the doctor And what did she say? "Well, I'm sorry to tell you If it were alone I'd reach right inside you And pull out the bad bone But the evil is rampant From basement to eave Can't pull just one bone And then let you leave... " "Oh, I'm just ribbin' you I'm just pulling your leg You're so full of goodness And it's goodness for goodness' sake I'm giving you the elbow I'm just flapping my jaw You're so full of everything Don't let it trip you up when you fall" I went to the doctor (I went to the doctor) I went to the doctor (I went to the doctor) And what did I say? "Pull out the bad bone Show it the light of day Pull out the bad bone I'll be on my way"