Lumberjack

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I step on stage looking like a lumberjack from east Vermont Killing the whole underground like tunnel rats in Vietnam Y'all are fucking wack shut your trap when we perform Fuck your raps, I'm in back puffing wax with Cheech and Chong Girls everywhere, front to back in cheetah thongs Rumps as fat as Nia Long's or some of that Latina porn They want my seed, they love the fact my semen forms Inside their uterus and becomes a rapper's demon spawn So pack your weed in bongs feel the vibe and break a sweat Chill reclining waiting for that psilocybin to take effect Cloud nine this silver lining's the greatest yet But if you ain't saying yes I'm the illest rhyming save your breath Whoever's waving TECs I'm killing guys with bayonets No one you know sprays unless they're filling nines with Nasonex Wait a sec I'm just killing time making threats Today I get to murder these space cadets like Jason X Place your bets will I live the dream and be the goat Or do I have to flip a scheme 'bout triple beams and ki's of coke Do I need to boast 'bout limousines and legal notes Hey, what if I skateboard in skinny jeans and eat a roach How about being dope and intravenous lethal dose To give the fiends whose inner demons didn't see what means the most That's my team's approach, did our thing and run the shit Sipping drinks, puffing spliffs, middle fingers up like this.. [Hook] Diabolic in the place to be Party people nobody's fucking with me, I said Diabolic in the place to be Emcees nobody's fucking with me, come on Diabolic in the place to be B-boys nobody's fucking with me, I said Diabolic in the place to be Let them know nobody's fucking with me, nah [Verse 2] Yo, I'm about to quit, I'm giving up, I hate the scene 'Cause fake friends are switching up it isn't what they make it seem So here's a dick to suck, lick my nuts and taint between My ballsack and asshole it's been a month since they've been cleaned And I don't give a fuck I'm twisting up this strain of green In the cut liquored up with a slut I reign supreme And I don't need to spend a million bucks to chase the dream 'Cause my dick's enough to make bitches blush like Maybelline I just make up schemes stunting bitch stacking gwap That's word to the custom fitted platinum watch I haven't got My life has sucked a bit a struggle with a tragic plot But who cares I'm loving it double fisting 'Gnac and Scotch Bag of pot on some other shit an astronaut Abducting chicks all aboard the mothership to planet rock My DJ's running shit we pack the spot More nights 'round tables than the government in Camelot I ain't clapping shots or cutting bricks for crack to cop Pushed the Geto Boys like a publicist for Rap-a-Lot I'm the aftershock of Rakim, G Rap and Pac Upper echelon, to me Travis Scott's a laughing stock Among other up-and-coming rappers that just dropped Luckily for y'all it don't matter if you're wack or not All that matters is the fashion on your Magnavox Having gwap and flashing, I am living in a paradox It has to stop so I'ma smoke chugging Bud Light And fuck up more relationships than Joe Budden's love life Haters flip, all these pole hugging cunts might Get vaginoplasty pussies so fucking uptight.. [Hook] Diabolic in the place to be Party people nobody's fucking with me, I said Diabolic in the place to be Emcees nobody's fucking with me, come on Diabolic in the place to be B-boys nobody's fucking with me, I said Diabolic in the place to be Tell Kweli nobody's fucking with me, nah