Buddy Lembeck

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey yo I'm not with all this industry shit man I'm telling you these dudes is… they on some other shit [Verse] You won't see me in some stupid bitch's sex tape I'll shoot sperm in an alien's uterus to gestate Take DNA and fuse it with my best traits Till Rosemary's baby kicks through and splits her breastplate A real headcase - you ain't seen such a crazy animal on these drums since you were watching Muppet babies My life's a living hell I'm stuck in Hades Twistin' L's, in this prison cell Satan custom made me Mama raised me not to care so when 'Bolic hears suicide mission I raise my hand and volunteer Poppin' beer in vehicles I commandeer Tryna steer till it's a total wreck like muhammadeer I need some vodka here, now I'm feeling intimate At this hole in the wall, like power drills I spin a bit My style is ill like salmonella, chicken shit Cowards kneel, you can suck a sour dill with syphilis That's how I feel. In town I'm still as infamous Cuz I set out to build and found the will to finish it Without a deal. Ate a thousand pills from limitless Now brilliant physicists sound like children's gibberish Still to intricate for them to map my genomes When they extract the piece swabbing flesh attached to cheek bones So you could say he met his match when he's cloned Two can play at that game. Instead I'd rather be stoned A lone gunman quiet as he goes hunting For dead presidents grassy knoll Jackie O's husband Shells flying like Super Mario's jumping A wise man who once told police that he knows nothing With the skeletons from my past be low tucked in The same spot I keep tacky clothes and crappy old stuff in I'm sho' loving hip hop at these shows bugging Minus VH1's classy hoes and sadly Joe Budden My happy won't function I'm a nasty mo'fuckin old drunken asshole Feeling that he's owed something If I was ever famous like that Abbey Road junction I'd go on Joan Lunden's show drunk with flashy gold fronts in Roll blunts and get a co-host to smoke some ganja Saying "Fuck the world, that's a message from our local sponsor" I'm a monster that Jehovah conjured going bonkers Born high getting more live than the cult in Contra Golden chakra godly flow the dopest After the throne bad to the bone like osteoporosis At the last supper eating sloppy Joes with Moses Then it's adios fuck you and the maricons you roll with Throwing blows with whoever's swinging back at me Mollywhopping you're rocking the RZA's rings from Tragedy Think erratically no strings attached to me Rappers say bars I'm thinking ladies drinking at them free Will take your magazine ads to cut the excess And paste letters to make ransom notes with funny death threats Wearing bummy threads dressed like scruffy rednecks With 20 friends who get their hair cut like Buddy Lembeck Really I'm in the booth with a dusty headset And funky breath after the same respect Doug E Fresh gets So yes yes y'all to the beat I get mine Diabolic signing off - fuck you till next time