Doobie Ashtray

Lyrics

[Intro] Don't front Don't front Don't front Don't front [Hook] What you gonna do when the people go home And you wanna smoke weed, but the reefer's all gone And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray? Why they do me that way? What you gonna do when your friends go home And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone? Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray Why they do me that way? [Verse 1] You probably don't have a big ol' house on the hill But if you did, just imagine—how would it feel? If your phone got disconnected, no cash, your gas cut off And the gal that you had that was helping just stepped the fuck off She took the kid, the dog, and the kitty And everybody know you're at a low, they feel pity And what's really fucked up is now, you're just normal No more hoes, no more clothes, can't go to the show, 'cause it's formal And you wonder, "Why, why, why, why, why?" And you resort to gettin high But, damn, you can't find your stash And you never took the time to ask yourself [Hook] What you gonna do when the people go home And you wanna smoke weed, but the reefer's all gone And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray? Why they do me that way? What you gonna do when your friends go home And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone? Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray Why they do me that way? [Verse 2] You probably don't have a lot of money But if you did, would you find it funny? If you lent it, and you spent it, and you didn't invest Or put it in the bank so it can gain some interest You just went and got the biggest car you can find And a couple more just like it, so your friends can follow behind Never mind how much it costs, you cop the best weed to smoke And, for her, a fur coat; you got jetskis and boats And next thing, you're broke... Damn And the yacht that you got, it won't sail or float You look back and try to catch someone's attention for help You made a right at the light, and they made a left, and you ask yourself [Hook] What you gonna do when the people go home And you wanna smoke weed, but the reefer's all gone And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray? Why they do me that way? What you gonna do when your friends go home And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone? Somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray Why they do me that way? [Break] Don't front Don't front Front— Front Why they do me that way? Yeah (Hey, hey) Hey-hey, hey Ain't no more doobies in the tray What you gonna do when the people go home? Home, home Don't front Wanna smoke some weed, but the reefer's all gone Gone, gone (Gone) Don't front What you gonna do when your friends go home? Don't front Don't front Don't front And you wanna drink a beer, but your ends all gone Gone, gone, gone Don't front Don't front All gone Don't front All gone Don't front [Outro] Get a hold. Oh-ho! Hehe. Shit, I think I found... I found a... Hey! I found a bag of weed! And it ... *sniff* ... smells pretty motherfuckin' good! Yeah. I'ma call up some more partnas, man, finna smoke. Bring the cigars, nigga! Don't front Ooh! Yeah, hey Don't front Hey-hey, hey, hey, hey Told you I can't sing man, I just be in here bullshittin'