Now You See My Life (Original Version)

Lyrics

[Intro] There once was a kid named Deuce Who got sick and tired of being picked on So he got himself a nice 22 Click-boom, now he's on the fuckin news [Verse 1] Now, who's the king of these rap acts? American Badass They say he's a class act, no wonder he's jabbed at That's why they put me up in lights and I rap back And half these critics wanna mimic my crack ass He ain't no cynic, but he knows where your dad's at They ain't gon' finish till they send you to Baghdad And minute by minute, they gon' pull you right in it You gon' end up at clinics because they put you on Xanax But don't you worry, I'm back, yeah, Deuce is back with a black hat Cape and a black cat, baby, I'm the new Batman (Ooh) You know only Sarah can grab that I don't need no groupies trying to grab at My pants, hoping that I'm gonna go back and tax that I ain't ending up in no place with no bad rash How come I get laughed at by media trash bags? Just because I'm white and I sing like I'm half-black? [Chorus] Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly, know that's silly You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad [Verse 2] Soon as my voice touches or even gets close to a track, it's Rat-a-tat-tat-tat, I'm dropping bombs on they asses Burn you up in the ashes, yeah, I'm back to my old tactics Rapping to slay faggots and rappers who ain't have What it takes, so I straight jack 'em, slap 'em, I ain't laughing This is where it gets tragic, homie, you ain't matching Me or my rhymes, half-black, half-white rapper trying to downgrade my skills Telling everyone I'm whack, shit, what about your habit? Slinging dope on the streets from your one-bedroom apartment "Hey, look, it's me, Cartman, I'm retarded" Don't get me started how these old farts trying to pick apart my religion Of course, I'm gifted, ain't no God but I'm lifted Listen, I'm the Wizz Kid who grew up a little different Welcome to my life, bitch, It's my last mission [Chorus] Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly, know that's silly You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad [Verse 3] I was born to rip shit, born with too much wit That's why they call me the Wizz Kid 'cause I drop hits Mimic me? I'm too sick; you can't hang, I'm too quick What's my name? Deuce, bitch, it's the new shit Leaving ego's bruised, and, yeah, you're trapped, you're stupid Trying to step in my shoes, but it's foolish I'm cuckoo, homie, I got screws loose Fuck Tool, you can kiss my ass too, bitch You and your Doctor Phil affiliates You're worth two cents of my time and a few bars, so move bitch As long as I'm doing music I'mma be a nuisance, It's a new movement [Chorus] Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly, know that's silly You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty looks so pretty You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad Try and take my pride, we both know that's silly, know that's silly You want what you can't have, and you know that's too damn bad