Dethklok Gets in Tune

Lyrics

[Deluxe Edition track] [Guitar plays] [Band argues a bit] Dick "Magic Ears" Nubbler: Hey uh, Skwisgaar uh, you might wanna check uh, you sound a little flat Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Whats dat? Whats dat? Dick: You sound a little flat... Skwisgaar: What? Whats dat? Toki Wartooth: He Wonts admits it Dick: Your guitar Nathan Explosion: It sounds like your flat Dick: Your Guitar sounds like its flat [Band members ramble about Skwisgaar's guitar being flat] William Murderface: Turn that lever Toki: He wonts admits it.[In unison with Nathan] Nathan: his guitar is fll- William: Uh, its got-, you gotta turn that lever on the top Skwisgaar: The high ones? The high strings? Nathan: Hey it's Nathan- Hey Skwisgaar it's Nathan, your guitars outta tune, just a little bit Skwisgaar: Which ones makes it goes tighter? William: Turn that gear that's, connected to the string Skwisgaar: It's doesn'ts seems to wants to go...ins tunes, ya'know Pickles: Dude you're, you're tuning it the wrong, dude you're tuning it the, your tuning it the wrong way. Skwisgaar your tuning it too low- William: It sounds good! It sounds right! Pickles: -you're tuning it the wrong way- lemme get in there, lemme get in there, just lemme get in there! Pickles: Hey, i'm in here now, ok? Skwisgaar: Alright fine! Go ahead! Pickles: Lemme try to tune it dude. You just, you gotta go higher than that William: You need a tuning fork? Pickles: Now it's going up see, it's going up see, up see, thats where it's gotta be. See it sounds better, dude it's only getting better Skwisgaar: Yeah it sounds better, yup... *String snaps, electric guitar sounds* Skiwgaar: Oh, you brokes it... Dick: Hey uh, guys, uh- Pickles: Yeah? Dick: Try- Just try to tune the next one ok? Just try to tune the next one. Cuz the first one, we lost the first one Dick: The first one's a gonner William: Let me in there, lemme in there, lemme in there. Ju- LET ME IN THERE! Just- here, eh William: I'm in here now Skwisgaar: Hi Pickles: Hey William: Look, here's what we gotta do. The first one is just too high, do this one like this. See, move it and move it. Move it there... *String snaps, electric guitar sounds* William: Somethin's not right! Skwisgaar: Somethin's wrong here! William: Obviously... Pickles: Dude! What's wrong with this? There's something wrong here Dick: Hey guys. uh, sounds like we lost uh, the second one in there Skwisgaar: Yeahs, we just losts the second one Pickles: Yeah, we just lost it Dick: Uh you know what, lets just uh... Lets just move on to the next one ok? Skwisgaar: Yeah...okay Dick: And uh, lets salvage what we can, you know Pickles: Tune the next one! Toki: Let's me in there! Dick: It's uh... Lets get somthin on tape today ok? So, just uh, try to get the next one in tune ok? Cuz it sounds a little off... sounds a little off Toki: I'm goin inz there Toki: I'm inz here now Pickles: Hi Tokis William: Hi Toki Toki: You just take it, like this and tunes with, thumbs and fore fingers- Skwisgaar: Ooooh yeah. yeahyeahyeah Toki: -and just turns it, and listens, and turns and listens- Pickles: That's what we were doing! Toki: ...-and turns and listens, and turns and- *String snaps, electric guitar sounds* Toki: That's-that's not right! Pickles: There's-there's somethin' wrong with this! William: See? SEE? Pickles: -I think it's the strings! Pickles: I think it's the strings! Toki: I think...there's something wrong with the strings! Skwisgaar: Yeah, maybes it's the strings! Toki & Skwisgaar: Yeah, maybe it's the strings! Pickles: There's something wrong the strings! Dick: Hey uh guys? Hey guys, guys? Guys? It sounds like we uh, we lost uh, another string, I mean I don't- Skwisgaar: Yeah... Dick: I don't know what to do with you- William: That's what it sounds like in here Dick: I mean I'm at a loss. Maybe I should just uh, you know uh, cut you loose for the day, and hire a tech or something to get in here and take a look at this thing...[In Unison with William] William: Yeah! Titty bar! Cut us loose man, fuck this shit! ...See ya... Swkisgaar: Dude, it's not happenens Dick: Because I don't- I don't know what to do. I- I, uhh- Nathan: You know what?- You know what? I have an- I got an idea. I can join let me try, lemme me,- just let me get in there- Dick: Hey, Nathan wants to give it a shot, guys Nathan: let me get in- let me get in there! Dick: Nathan wants to get in there Nathan: I'm in here now Everyone: Hi Nathan Nathan: so here's what you gotta- Everybody grab the last few strings- Pickles: Well, that's what we've been- Nathan: -and just twist them very uh, its about being gentle and listening to the instrument. Cuz playing a musical instrument- Skwisgaar: Ohhh.... yeah, yeah... Pickles: Yeah... yeah ok, ok [murmurs of agreement] Nathan: -just... very gently [Strings snap, electric guitar sounds] [Nathan throws guitar down] Nathan: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRO- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG-! Everyone: I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE STRINGS!