Van

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Here in my van I can beat my small cock Fart on your face Sleep on a loaf Here in my van I can piss in a cup Do what I want Scrounge for some change I can lose [Verse 2] Here in my van I can eat my small squid Dance the can-can With my feet in the air Here in my can I can play the Last tape Play my small uke Write stupid songs Like this one? Yeah, yeah like this one [Bridge] Haven't slept in days, but that's okay Gonna let 'er eat Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin Have a little snack Put in a quarter and play road rally Driving down the dark corridor Fall asleep and wake up In another place [Verse 3] Here in my van I can beat my small cock Fart on your face Sleep on a loaf Here in my can I can piss in a cup Scrounge for some change Do what I want I can lose [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] Here in my van I can hate everyone Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night Here in my van I can lose my small mind Lose my small mind