I Wanna Be a Bear

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Got your Jordache jeans Got your pretty long hair Dinner and a movie, powder your nose Take your money for a lay Just like pay You're just a human being on this planet You're flesh and blood like all the rest You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass [Verse 2] Humans are cess, I wanna be a bear I wanna shit in the woods In my cave, hunt my prey Could be you, I wanna have food Burgers, not berries Ladies are women but women are not ladies Got a baited hook, you're calling it your cherry You wanna settle down, you wanna go get married [Outro] I don't want to smell your muff!