Doghouse

Lyrics

[Intro] In the world of man in the great rat race Makes his speeches Then he does what he please Winners of the mosh impart their grace As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze [Verse 1] I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese Chums lots of flies but why should I mind Then I get trashed by the ho thats my wife She can't get enough of kickin' my hiney Life in the canine world Cats to chase and a bone to bury Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place If I get a piece of tail, I don't want to get married [Pre Chorus] This is just a doghouse, why should I stay If these folks are crazy They try to tell me that they know where it's at I don't know, maybe I'm lazy [Chorus] This is my doghouse You said I'm a dog (This is my doghouse!) I live like a dog This is my doghouse! [Verse 2] So now it's time to go work for the man I work for the man at the taco stand I keep on grinding like a dog always does No place to hide for this American dog [Chorus] This is my doghouse You said I'm a dog (This is my doghouse!) I live like a dog This is my doghouse! [Verse 3] When I frickin' find what I'm lookin for I dig right in and take my place Maybe I seem crass and crude But a dog's got to do what a dog got to do [Chorus] This is my doghouse You said I'm a dog (This is my doghouse!) I live like a dog This is my doghouse! [Outro] I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces I feel like a hydrant on this doggy street I live in the doghouse, everybody hates me I want to get laid but everybody takes me I'm your dog and you're bitch-es