Lyrics

[DEREK KLENA] Did I abuse her or show her disdain? Why does she run from me? If I should lose her, how shall I regain The heart she has won from me? Agony! Beyond power of speech When the one thing you want Is the only thing out of your reach [ADAM JACOBS] High in her tower, she sits by the hour Maintaining her hair Blithe and becoming, and frequently humming A lighthearted air… A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah… Agony! Far more painful than yours! When you know she would go with you If there only were doors [BOTH] Agony! Oh the torture they teach! [ADAM JACOBS] What's as intriguing— [DEREK KLENA] Or half so fatiguing— [BOTH] As what's out of reach? [DEREK KLENA, spoken] Now, let us welcome our Broadway princes to the stage [LAURA OSNES, spoken] Someday this prince may come but his apple of his eye is white as snow. Meet Snow White's Prince With a sailor's smile as wide as the sea, he'll truly leave you speechless. Heave-ho and say hello to Prince Eric Proving true beauty lies within, and the effectiveness of a clean shave, here's the Beast, I mean Prince Adam His dad is a God, but just look at that bod. From zero to hero, here's Hercules At times he's charming enough to forgive, even if he seems to forget what you look like after falling in love with you and makes you try on a shoe that literally every other girl in the kingdom has tried on to prove that you are the love of his life. It's Prince Topher, Prince Henry, and Cinderella's Prince Let's get down to business by welcoming China's favorite warrior's boyfriend, Captain Li Shang Maybe not the most refined of the bunch, but this jungle man will always be in our hearts. Give it up for Tarzan We're not so sure this next prince is to be trusted, but let it go. Straight from the Southern Isles is Prince Hans Dancing through life with pants this tight means not a single twinkie for this prince. Say hello to Fierro Things were pretty tough for this diamond in the rough, but his one jump landed him one wonderful wish come true. Here's Aladdin [DEREK KLENA] Am I not sensitive, clever, well-mannered, considerate Passionate, charming, as kind as I'm handsome And heir to a throne?! [ALL PRINCES] Agony! Misery! Woe! Though it's different for each Always ten steps behind Always ten feet below And she's just out of reach Agony that can cut like a knife I must have her to wife