The Only Slide I Ever Played On

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar The only swinging I've ever done was in some bar The only playground I played around on Is when I played around with that woman named Joanie Only slide I've ever played on is a slide guitar [Verse 2] The only school I've ever been to was the school of hard knocks My major was major mistakes, I made a lot The only degree I ever earned at all Is a PhD in havin' a ball The only slide I ever played on is a slidе guitar [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] Oh, the only book learning that I've еver had Was from a mailbag guitar book I got from my Dad The only test I ever made a passing grade on Was "Testing 1 2 3" on this microphone [Verse 3] The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar The only swinging I've ever done was in some bar The only playground I played around on Is when I played around with that woman named Joanie Only slide I've ever played on is a slide guitar [Outro] The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar