Thank You Based God

Lyrics

Got my shooter (Got my shooter) Feeling crispy (Feeling crispy) Got my bible -oh (Got my bible) With my whiskey I said Good spirit hit me Spirit hit me Spirit hit me That June, that juice is fine! Grey Goose, Henny, E&J JC Turn water to Wine Thank you Jesus Thank you Lord Thank you Based God Someone wake up Peter Peter snores Ooh save the based god Try to pray for a while Peter to wake up Got to wake up (Wake up!) Got to wake up (Wake up!) Got to wake up (Wake up!) Got to wake up! They claim that they see Mary Some burrito in Mexico They claim that they see Mary Some burrito in Mexico They claim that they see Mary Some burrito in Mexico If you see Jesus at Taco Bell Then please let him know I said Thank you Jesus Thank you Lord Thank you Based God Someone wake up Peter Peter snores Thank the Based God Try to pray for a while Peter to wake up Got to wake up [Outro: Creflo Dollar] Now you know we're under the blood of Jesus So we can't shoot and stone people like we used to All we have to do is repent And God would forgive us And- and take us where we need to be But I tell you man If it wasn't for the blood There'd be a whole lot of us Being stoned and being in Hell right now Over the tithe! But for the blood of Jesus, we'd be doomed I mean, I thought about when we first built the dome I wanted To put some of those little moving bars and uh Give everybody a little card They stick it in a little computer slot, if they were tithing Beautiful music would go off and you know- 'WELCOME! WELCOME! Welcome to the World Dome!' But, if they were non-tithers, the bar would lock up The red and blue lights would start going The siren would go off And a voice would go throughout the entire dome: "CROOK! CROOK! CROOK! CROOK!" Security would go and apprehend them And once we got them all together We'd line them up in the front And pass our Uzi's by the ushers We'd point our uh- Our Uzi's right at those non-tithing members- 'Cause we want God to come to church And at the count of three 'Jesuses' we'd shoot them all dead And then we'd take them out the side door there Have a big hole Bury them And go ahead and have church and have the anointing Aren't you glad we're under the blood of Jesus? 'Cause if we were not under the blood of Jesus I would certainly try it