Lyrics

He's what they call a mover and shaker He never stops Always on the go His mind is racing 24/7 He's always talking dollars and dough With PA in tow He thinks the subway's strictly for losers He takes a cab to the bathroom door His Rolodex is A to Z A-list I flicked to L And guess what I saw? Bloody Jude Law Tyler King calls all the shots Tyler King gives me the hots Tyler King He says he needs perfection Send him in my direction I'll do my best to pleasure him He said he'd have a Ferrari by 30 He got it when he was 23 He walks out in the middle of meetings He'll do the dirty to get the right fee Till he met me Tyler King lives in a loft Tyler King never goes soft Tyler King I know he sounds appalling Help me, I think I'm falling I'll have to go to work on him It's double air kisses It's "darling" and "honey" It's big screen or bust But if your star's falling You can't make him money You won't see him for dust He could find me boring And I wouldn't blame him I'm only me But he needs a woman And I'm gonna tame him You'll have to agree Could do worse than to marry an agent We'd be the pick of all showbiz pairs I'd be his English bit of arm candy We'd walk down plush red carpeted stairs At film premieres Tyler King, he rings my bell Tyler King puts me through hell Tyler King I'm flavour of the minute Is there a future in it? I'll have to hold on tight to him Tyler King, he's turned my head Tyler King, take me to bed Tyler King Mum, I really have to rush now Got to buy my suntan lotion Rodeo Drive is waiting And so is Venice Beach Tyler's got to do some business Don't know how long we'll be staying I'll call you from his office I could be quite hard to reach