Lyrics

Mum, I'm off to California Tyler wants me to go with him Oh, thanks for your last letter It was great to hear from you I'll buy you a computer Emails don't need redirecting Can't wait for all that clean fresh air And healthy living too It's so different here from Ilford Life's so fast and so aggressive Every night I've got a headache They all shout just to be heard I miss our games at Scrabble I don't think I'll get over That time when you got equinox Down on a triple word Girls, remember in the fifth form We all fancied Kevin Bailey - cor! Hе seemed such an Adonis How we worshiped at his shrinе Well, I've met a bloke just like him But unlike Kevin Bailey Tyler doesn't have bad acne He's not spotty, and he's mine