Be Deutsch

POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan Böhmermann - Rock, Deutschland
Be Deutsch
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Lyrics
[Intro] Remember, remember The 9th of November Broken glass, fire and plot I know of no reason Why our very own treason Should ever be forgot [Verse 1] Wake up, Deutschland, sleeping beauty Can you hear your call of duty? The world has gone completely nuts That's why we're back to help, mein Schatz Achtung, germans on the rise But this time we are fucking nice [Verse 2] Authoritarian nationalist dorks So tough with your torches and pitchforks You are not the people, you are the past The true germans come for you! Better run fast Ten million bicycle helmets in sight Jack Wolfskin jackets marching through the night Birkenstocks stomp the ground Munching Kebab and Müsli, earth-shattering sound [Bridge] Guten Tag, the true germans are here We are xenophobic's biggest fear You call for strong leaders, for fences and walls But being like us takes bigger balls Cause we are— [Chorus] Deutsch – nice, deutsch – liberal Deutsch – compassionate, deutsch – considerate Deutsch – reasonable, deutsch – social Deutsch – temperate, deutsch – peaceful (Deutsch), say it clear, (deutsch) say it loud (Deutsch), we are proud of (deutsch) not being proud (Deutsch), we are here to (deutsch) remind you (Deutsch), That we have once been stupid (deutsch), too [Verse 3] Maniacs with wicked hair Ja, ja, ja, we have already been there Trust our teutonic expertise We know where assholery leads You have an election to vote for the best But we see it more like an IQ-test (You failed) We've learned our lesson, so take our advice Hold together, try to be nice and [Chorus] Deutsch – open, deutsch – multi-cultural Deutsch – modest, deutsch – help the weak and poor Deutsch – neighbours, deutsch – tolerant Deutsch – Grundgesetz, deutsch – Dosenpfand (Deutsch), say it clear, (deutsch) say it loud (Deutsch), we are proud of (deutsch) not being proud (Deutsch), human dignity is (deutsch) unimpeachable (Deutsch), you will learn, if even (deutsch) we were teachable [Bridge, Jan Böhmermann, child] We are no longer murderous vandals Be nice, or we'll come for you in socks and sandals Reserving your sun loungers with our towels Vegan sausage in our bowls Hey, you dickheads, take a good look at these legal citizens of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland in the year 2016 It's perfectly legal for them to do whatever the fuck they want to do, you stupid shit for brains And do you want to know why, fuckface? Because they're fucking human beings, like you and everyone else Have you ever heard of the categorical imperative, asshole? Read Kant, cunt He also was— [Chorus] Deutsch – enlightened, deutsch – responsible Deutsch – we cycle, deutsch – and recycle Deutsch – Weltmeister, deutsch – forgiving Deutsch – Weizenbier, deutsch – never forget Deutsch – Fahrvergnügen, deutsch – freedom of speech Deutsch – European, deutsch – unity Deutsch – Fanta, deutsch – diversity Deutsch – selfless, deutsch – we are germany (deutsch) [Outro] Not you, we! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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- POL1Z1STENS0HN a.k.a. Jan Böhmermann