New Coke

Lyrics

[Spoken: Mark Nishita as That Bickering Old Guy] Look out the window Look at all that bullshit going on down there in the street What's all that shit floating out in the water? I'm gonna get- we gotta get out of here We gotta go to some island Grab your shopping cart, grab your cane Let's get the heck out of here We gotta move closer to the equator When are they gonna start showing those Mr. T re-runs? I used to love that guy Remember how you used to watch Mr. T... wrestling? Y'know, Coca-Cola doesn't taste the same as it used to Remember when a bowl of soup was a nickel? All that bass is gonna break my ears