Pissin on Your Steps

Lyrics

[Intro] Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps [Verse 1] It's D-E-L the Funky Homosapien to the rescue I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two Dancers back on Soul Train And you know Soul Train get the fat dookie stain Now what you gonna do with the boy with no talent Using step one and step two to keep the show valid? Let's have a vote and try to register our ballots And realize a hammer's just a mallet Toss him like a salad 'cause he ain't truly gifted Now the party's lifted by the crew Hieroglyphics Golly-wolly, not another Elvis and Priscilla Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla Because he takes a style and try to mock it Ain't nothin' personal, G, but I'm kinda into chocolate It's all about the Black and it's like that And I'm so laid back 'cause I smoked a phat sack Plus I'm almost through and done with a whole forty Dog of Olde English 800 Now I peep ya concept, ya think ya got a rep? Dance all day while I'm pissin' on your steps [Chorus] Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps [Post-Chorus] Heel-toe, heel-toe I don't think so Heel-toe, heel-toe I don't think so [Verse 2] No, Del is not a mean fellow Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow See, I'm rather mellow, some call it lazy Me and myself and I ain't with the daisies 'Cause I'm no goddamn flower And every single dancer in circumference receives a golden shower I'm here to insult the hip-hop John Travolta Ya think you're all that, but really you're shorter than a midget I don't fidget with the ballet (Fuck a dancer) Because that's what my pals say And brothers, don't shake your rumps Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on your nuts Because you might end up with a cramp or a hernia And that's much worse than a fine girl burnin' ya Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind Blasted all out like a feline See, I'm givin' you advice, make ya think twice 'Cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice So change ya concept Acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps [Chorus] Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps [Outro] I gotta take a leak for the weak I gotta take a leak for the weak I gotta take a leak for the weak I gotta take a leak for the weak I gotta take a leak for the weak I gotta take a leak for the weak Who do you think you are? (Pissin' on your steps) Who do you think you are? (Pissin' on your steps) Who do you think you are? (Pissin' on your steps) Who do you think you are? Ooh-ooh