Her And The Car And The Mobile Home

Lyrics

My wife and I were happy in our trailer But she didn't dig my runnin' 'round all night She threatened me a couple of times with leavin' But I just laughed and often took it kinda light I should've paid attention to that woman When she said she'd leave me if I didn't change For when I come home about sunup this mornin' Now I detected something mighty strange Oh, her and the car and the mobile home were gone, boys She was takin' off while I was a-carryin' on Now things are really shot, I come home to an empty lot 'Cause her and the car and the mobile home were gone Now the neighbors all around me were a-laughin' And it made me feel about ten inches tall I guess I thought that she would never leave me Not to mention taking car and home and all You can talk about somebody bewildered I didn't know what to do or where to go And I found little consolation in my wardrobe That she left scattered on the patio Oh, her and the car and the mobile home were gone, boys She was takin' off while I was a-carryin' on Now things are really shot, I come home to an empty lot 'Cause her and the car and the mobile home were gone (Her and the car and the mobile home were gone, boys) I wonder what happened to that long-haired [bleep] (She was takin' off while I was a-carryin' on) She's got my car, and trailer, and gone (Now things are really shot, I come home to an empty lot) I think she's somewhere tr-trailin' on down the road there ('Cause her and the car and the mobile home were gone) I'm a little sick-and-tired of this "hide-and-seek-the-trailer," yeah