Cosmic Curves

Lyrics

It is the interstellar light year two thousand and zero-seven-nine megawatts Today the supreme court faces the case of galactic forces contra earthling The charges are treason against the universal powers Silence in court Silence in court Call the first witness Sire, his circuitry relays malfunction Communication is nil He feels something the earthlings call love Witness, do you have anything to say? I am your automatic lover, automatic lover Thank you, thank you Earthling, what have you to say of these accusations? I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty Silence in court Silence in court Call the second witness (Meteor man) Sire, he cannot rumble He cannot tumble from the sky All he can do is mumble something the earthlings call love Witness, do you have anything to say? I, love, her, too Well thank you, thank you Earthling, what have you to say of these accusations? Well I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty Yes, we think she's guilty, guilty, guilty Silence, silence The court calls Venus, the goddess Who is this woman who calls herself Venus It is I who is the goddess of love She is an impostor and should be cast into infinity It is the judgement of the supreme court That you should be banished forever into the black hole But I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves But I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves I'm here to give you what you all deserve I'm the cosmic lady with the cosmic curves