A Woman’s Touch

Lyrics

[KATIE, spoken] Well, I guess that does it [CALAMITY, spoken] Katie, this cabin o' mine was an old rat's nest till you got working on' it! Now it's real purty - it sure is [KATIE, spoken] Oh, nothing to it - just a can of paint, a few frills, and a woman's touch! [KATIE] A woman's touch! [CALAMITY] A woman's touch! [KATIE] The magic of Aladdin couldn't do as much She's a wizard She's a champ [CALAMITY] And she doesn't need a lamp [KATIE] A woman's touch Can weave a spell The kind of hocus-pocus that she does so well [CALAMITY] With the magic of a broom She can mesmerize a room [KATIE] With a whisk-whisk here And a whisk-whisk there And a dustpan for the cinders [CALAMITY] With a rub-rub here And a rub-rub there She can polish up the winders Then presto, change-o, suddenly The sun comes peeping through [KATIE] And what does Mister Sunshine say to you? [CALAMITY] "How-di-do!" [KATIE] It makes you blink To stop and think A woman and a whisk-broom can accomplish so darn much [KATIE & CALAMITY] So never underestimate a woman's touch! [CALAMITY] A woman's touch Can quickly fill The empty flower-boxes on a winder-sill [KATIE] One smile from her, and "Zoom!" Little buds begin to bloom A touch of paint [CALAMITY] A magic nail [KATIE & CALAMITY] Can turn a kitchen chair into a Chippendale [CALAMITY] Even make a lamp appear Like a crystal chandelier [KATIE] With a tack-tack here And a tack-tack there And a hand around a hammer With a mop-mop here And a mop-mop there You can give a cabin glimmer [Instrumental] [CALAMITY, spoken] Hey-what's this? Why-it's a pitcher of you! [KATIE, spoken] Not a very good one... is it? [CALAMITY] With a photograph [KATIE] On the mantelpiece? [CALAMITY] Any room looks kinda homey [KATIE] You're a real good pal [CALAMITY] You're a real nice gal [KATIE] Better wait until you know me [CALAMITY] Since you bin diggin' in with me This cabin that I knew Has become an elegant mansion made for two Me and you! [KATIE] The pies and cakes A woman bakes Can make a feller tell her That he loves her very much [KATIE & CALAMITY] So never underestimate a woman's touch No, never underestimate a woman's touch!