Stealing People’s Mail

Lyrics

[Verse 1] We ain't goin' to the party We ain't goin' to the game We ain't goin' to the disco Ain't gonna cruise down Main [Chorus] We're stealing people's mail Stealing people's mail Stealing people's mail Stealing people's mail Stealing people's mail On a Friday night [Verse 2] Drivin' in the mountains Winding 'round and 'round Rummage through your mailboxes Take your mail back to town [Pre-Chorus] And we got license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns Checks to politicians from real estate firms Money, bills, and canceled checks Pretty funny pictures of your kids [Chorus] Gonna steal your mail On a Friday night We're gonna steal your mail By the pale moonlight [Post-Chorus] We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful After grocery sackful after grocery sackful After grocery sackful after grocery sackful Of the private lives of you [Solo] [Verse 3] People say that we're crazy We're sick and all alone But when we read your letters We're rolling on the floor [Pre-Chorus] And we got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns Checks to politicians from real estate firms Money, bills, and canceled checks We cut relationships with your friends [Chorus] We're gonna steal your mail On a Friday night We're gonna steal your mail By the pale moonlight [Outro] We better not get caught We'll be dumped in institutions Where we'll be drugged and shocked 'Til we come out born-again Christians! Stealing people's mail Stealing people's mail Stealing people's mail Stealing people's mail on a Friday night, n-n-n-night