Pull My Strings

Lyrics

["California Über Alles" Instrumental Introduction] [Intro: Spoken] "Hold it! We've gotta prove we're adults now We're not a punk rock band, we're a new wave band!" [Verse 1] I'm tired of self-respect, I can't afford a car I wanna be a prefab superstar I wanna be a tool, don't need no soul Wanna make big money, playing rock and roll [Verse 2] I'll make my music boring, I'll play my music slow I ain't no artist; I'm a businessman No ideas of my own I won't offend or rock the boat Just sex and drugs and rock and roll [Bridge] And here we go And drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool my Payola! Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool my Payola! [Verse 3] You'll pay ten bucks to see me on a fifteen-foot-high stage Fat-ass bouncers kick the shit out of kids who try to dance If my friends say I've lost my guts I'll laugh and say, "That's rock and roll!" [Pre-Chorus] But there's just one problem... [Chorus] Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star? Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul Pull my strings and I'll go far Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul Pull my strings and I'll go far [Verse 4] And when I'm rich and meet Bob Hope We'll shoot some golf and shoot some dope [Chorus] Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star? Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul Pull my strings and I'll go far Guitar! [Guitar Solo] [Refrain] "Everybody, put your hands together!" Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star? "Everybody, sing it one time!" Is my cock big enough, is my brain small enough For you to make me a star? "Shut up and dance, everybody!" [Chorus] Is my cock big enough Is my brain small enough For you to make me a star? Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul Pull my strings and I'll go far "One more time!" [Refrain] Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul Pull my strings and I'll go far [Bridge] And drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool my Payola! Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool my Payola! [Outro: Spoken] "Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen We sure do love you, we'll see you next time Having a good time playing good and loud rock and roll!"