Funland at the Beach

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Sunny Sunday at the amusement park See the fat kids spill their pop Oh, babe, lots of flags and balloons But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night Ran a turn and then it smashed right down Through the crowded haunted house below Oh, no! Human hamburger, no! [Pre-Chorus] And it's crushed little kids Crushed little kids Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk [Chorus] Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk [Verse 2] See the tourists drop their jaws and cones See the owners smell a big lawsuit Oh, police! Call your lawyer first! Make the witnesses go home And they'll turn on the TV [Pre-Chorus] And see the crushed little kids Crushed little kids Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids Crushed little kids Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk [Chorus] Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk