Oh Man the Future

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Oh man the future... Oh man the future It's coming a lot sooner... Flying cars Higher buildings Cyborgs World War 4 U.S Civil War 2027 Made in USA prints on China's Tupperware North Korea somehow destroys itself Oh man the future! Chips in our brains Pay via thought process Robots No jobs No money Everything is free One man or woman at the top Menism Oh man the future! Oh man the future Is coming a lot sooner... Oh man the future! It becomes okay for the white man to say vinegar Black people are over it Except for right now The oppression has been forgotten Religion is dead Everyone is logical but they don't know why Oh man the future! Social networking Replaced by social interaction Virtual reality becomes sub reality People make money off of being good at a life in a virtual game Oh man the future! Humans have evolved into humans with way less hair, more brain power and weaker bodies We become what we thought to be aliens But we realize we are the aliens Oh the future! Oh man the future Is coming a lot sooner... 39 more U.S. Presidents until a woman finally makes it into office Not that it'll matter 'Cause a year later a revolution happens and the war for hunger and poverty ends The government is destroyed Oh man the future! People create drugs to trick the body into thinking it's getting the nutrients it needs to survive Food no longer necessary Oh man the future! Resources are replaced with drugs The drugs are the resources And the chemicals become the resources in order to create the drugs Oh man the future! New diseases emerge The higher up people don't give a shit Who the hell are they anyway? Why don't they ever say anything about themselves? My friends start dying Oh man I die Oh man the world dies Oh man the future! And as I say all this I piss off the Buddhist on the comer of Hollywood and Highland Not that I would hang out there... Oh man the future! Oh man the humor Is coming a lot sooner Oh man the future Is becoming a lot cooler Oh man the future Without Ferris Bueller Say goodbye to your favorite movie stars! Oh man the future Is coming a lot sooner Lots of people seem to be trying to do what others are not doing But then it will just switch Since everyone is trying to do what everyone is not doing Then it turns into what everyone is essentially doing And then people will just start doing what other people actually are doing But consciously aware of it And approaching it in an artistic manner rather than obviously following the trend And to even determine who is actually accomplishing this is very difficult 'Cause since everyone is doing it It's harder to prove Oh man the future! The future! And I hope when we're old We won't be so alone In a cave stuck in space Just a chip in your brain Oh man the future Is coming a lot sooner Personal satellites to get rid of cell phone bills Customizable babies Genetical dimensioneering Extremely fragrant weather changes Australia lowers its gravity Tesla creates a giant ladder to the moon Oh man the future! Archaeologists discover Facebook