Intro (De La Soul Is Dead)

Lyrics

[Skit] Narrator: Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul read-along storybook! When you hear this sound: {*ding*} – that means turn the page. And now we begin our exciting adventure of De La Soul is Dead {*ding*} Playground Honeys: Oh my God, Vanilla Ice, oh, oh. He's so fly! The boy is slamming, did you see his body? Yes, yes! And his dancing! That boy is slamming! He can dance too! He could, he can dance better than any rapper I ever seen! And plus his dancing! I'm just saying! Yeah, baby! He's so jammin'! {*ding*} Jeff: Yo, what's up? Honeys: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man? Jeff: Yo, guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage Honeys: For real? Let's hear it! Jeff: Naw! No! Honeys: Aww, be like that! {*ding*} Bully (Playground Ruffneck #1): What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy? Honeys: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker! Jeff: Leave me alone! Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Honeys: What do we have here? What do we have here, buddy? Jeff: Nothing! Bully: Listen, you little Arsenio-Hall-gum-having punk! Honeys: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh! Bully: I want the tape! Jeff: It's mine! {*punching sounds*} Honeys: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam him, Jeff! {*ding*} Bully: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here! Ruffneck #2: What's up, baby? Bully: I just got this De La Soul tape, man. Slamming. Where's the box? The box! Ruffneck #3: So, yo, let's get with this shillznohillznobillznoi! Ruffneck #2: I got the biddox! Let's do this like Brutus! {*ding*} [Outro: Don Newkirk, from the ending of "D.A.I.S.Y. Age"] ...28 For those who have all four answers correct You will receive our specially selected Grand Prize Thanks, and goodnight For 3 Feet High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk!