McDDT

Lyrics

[Intro] Come on, come on, come on! Aw yeah, aw yeah! 1, 2, chicken! Buy a burger! [Verse 1] So I jumped in my car, and I drove through the drive-thru I got desperate, and I got lied to It's another double cheeseburger with fries You're gonna kill the cow just to eat the thighs Chicken pick a nugget, gonna puke in the bucket Get a fat stack, heart attack, clogging up your power pack Separated chicken, pick and eat your meat You're gonna chuck it up because it's beaks and... [Chorus 1] Ronald is killing me Ronald is killing me [Post-Chorus 1] Buy a burger! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu, buy a burger! [Verse 2] B-b-b-b-b-b-b-billions served, billion have died Mickey D is gonna break-a-the-bricks with your thighs Lean? You mean there's less grease than a piece of fat Yeah right, come on you're gonna buy that Break for milkshake, make way for outbreak Pop a pimple of pus on the late great Food, folks and fun in the sun Grab the keys and you'd better run [Chorus 2] Ronald is killing me Ronald is killing me (I can't hear ya!) Ronald is killing me Ronald is killing me [Post-Chorus 2] Uh! Buy a burger! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu, buy a burger... [Bridge] Um, I'd like a burger Uh, large fries And a really thick chocolate shake to go, please So that was two bacon strips, a little bit of ham, and some yeast? What? Look, lift your head out of the oil I'll take a tossed salad and a frosty toss to go, please Well that'll be 69 cents, sir Excuse me, you're **** deaf, man Did you have a cream cheese? Hey, why don't you just lift your head out of the booth and **** me off You ****-**** ****-sucker! [Guitar Solo] [?] Buy a burger! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu, buy a burger! [Verse 3] (Food, folks and fun!) Serial killer came back with the filler Grown full of steroids, eat 'em Make you strong, but it won't last long More lies, greasy fries, what's your swan song? Pick it up, Big Mac to the head Two shots to the dome, and now you're dead Oh what a rough time, ain't no rewind They're selling death and you're standing in line [Chorus 3] Ronald is killing me Ronald is killing me (I can't hear ya!) Ronald is killing me Ronald is killing me [Outro] Uh! Buy a burger! Drive ahead please