Lyrics

[Verse 1] I went to visit this private postmodern exhibit Oh, the food was fine and the wine exquisite Someone said what is this work communicating? You said it's all up to interpretation It can mean anything that you want it to be I said is it nothing if it means nothing to me? He said hey, look, he welcomes constructive criticism And if you give to him then he'll listen to them [Pre-Chorus] But if you're bitching at him for his [?] Keep your cynicism to a minimum Any questions? [Chorus] I said "Yeah, what is it?" He said it's probably art It's probably art I said what is it? He said it's probably art It's probably art [Verse 2] I went to a screening of an art house film About life and meaning It explored the questions of existence You know, thinking and being And being in a cinema, you would've thought There would've been the existence of icecream or popcorn Because I had nothing sweet to eat while I was watching this meaningful soft porn The film was existentialist from the directors viewpoint as a feminist [Pre-Chorus] So the girl that I took there on a date with me Left that cinema hating me What? What is it? [Chorus] What is it? She said it's probably art It's probably art I said what is it? She said it's probably art Well, it's probably art [Verse 3] I was at a recital of a poem that'd been left untitled It was onomatopoeic, write it how you say it About the life cycle And it used all the classic metaphors like sea shores and open doors [Pre-Chorus] Well, I said it was like me that he wrote it for He said that's the effect he was hoping for I said it's beautiful, what is it? [Chorus] What is it? He said it's probably art It's probably art I said what is it? He said it's probably art It's probably art [Outro] I said what is it? It's probably art It's probably art It's probably art It's probably art It's probably art-art-art-art-art