Someone Else’s Cafe / Doomscroller Tries to Relax

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You can poison opposition Find out which war to declare You can polish up the prisons And send all your critics there You seem willing and able And used to getting your way But you're still waiting tables In someone else's cafe [Verse 2] You can call yourself a living god If it rallies up the troops Reinstate the firing squad Lace up your combat boots Your vitals are stable In your stupid beret But you're still waiting tables In someone else's cafe In someone else's cafe [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] You can make 'em call you Beelzebub You can make 'em call you chief (chief) Make some face paint out of baby blood Wear a necklace made of teeth You could be living a fable In your one man parade But you're still waiting tables In someone else's cafe [Chorus] From the rock of the cradle 'Til we're dead in our graves We're all waiting tables In someone else's cafe In someone else's cafe [Instrumental Break] [Refrain] So let's enjoy each other's company On the brink of our despair Does someone have a song to sing Or a joke that they could share? Let's enjoy each other's company (Let's enjoy each other's company) On the brink of our despair (On the brink of our despair) Does someone have a song to sing (Does someone have a song to sing) Or a joke that they could share? (Or a joke that they could share?) [Guitar Solo] [Outro] So let's enjoy each other's company On the brink of our despair Does someone have a song to sing Or a joke that they could share? Let's enjoy each other's company (Let's enjoy each other's company) On the brink of our despair (On the brink of our despair) Does someone have a song to sing (Does someone have a song to sing) Or a joke that they could share? (Or a joke that they could share?)