Unbelievable

Lyrics

[BUDDY] Unbelievable It's my last best chance kid, and don't I know it Unbelievable What if I screw up, lose my head and blow it? Finally got the shot to be all I hoped I would I'll be unbelievably good [COMPANY] Unbelievable [BUDDY] That at my age all my bells ain't rung yet [COMPANY] Unbelievable [BUDDY] Lady luck gave me a kiss, with tongue yet Just when you think that show biz has you on the ropes Come on in for the knockout Here comes the final, win you the title [ANNIE & BUDDY] Unbelievable [ANNIE] If you do the work, if we play our cards right [ANNIE & BUDDY] This could take us all the way [BUDDY] Hold that second mortgage and second childhood [COMPANY] He'll / I'll be unbelievably [ANNIE] They want him—that's a miracle Don't screw this up too [ELAINE] He's happy—that's a miracle Let his dream come true [SUSAN] I'm sober, that's the miracle Jesus take the wheel [JOEY, BOBBY & LORRAINE] Why can't we share this miracle? Cut us in the deal [ELAINE, ANNIE, JOEY, BOBBY & LORRAINE] He'll emerge triumphant or out of body This chance won't happen again, so come on Buddy! [BUDDY] Got to be prepared There's so much to plan Got a heart attack, need my quarterback I gotta call Stan [BUDDY, spoken] Hello, operator This is a collect call for Stan Yankleman from his Uncle Moe [STAN, spoken] I accept [BUDDY, spoken] Stan, it happened! [STAN, spoken] What? [BUDDY, spoken] The big break! [STAN, spoken] What, your head? [BUDDY, spoken] No, Larry Myerson is directing a movie and he wants me in it! [STAN, spoken] Oh my God! [BUDDY] Unbelievable I'll make good on every broken promise [STAN] Unbelievable [BUDDY] Flip the bird to every doubting Thomas Get your can back home now I can't do this alone You and me combined They can't stop our mothers [BUDDY & STAN] Yankelman Brothers [STAN] Unbelievable Just like that I'm hooked and we're back in business Help me, here I go again [BUDDY] I'm back! [ALL EXCEPT BUDDY] It's unbelievable [BUDDY & STAN] He's back! [COMPANY] It's unbelievable Unbelievable! Unbelievable! [BUDDY] Stop the presses and shine the statue 'Cause Buddy Young will be coming at you, and [COMPANY] Unbelievably good [BUDDY, spoken] I'm gonna be so fucking good!